PSAThe Adults Are Talking
It was aspirational, it had no deadline, and both the FCC that set it and the FCC that scrapped it agree it decided nothing. The rest of the report is where your money went.
InvestigationsUnfortunately, We Looked Into It
The stream was 720p all along. The connection was innocent. The fix is a computer that answers to someone else.
InvestigationsUnfortunately, We Looked Into It
The number is in a law from 2003. The regulator proposed three, and the people who post their suppression lists on CDs asked for more time.
Fourteen hundred articles on how you were had, footnoted to the companies that did it. You are in at least three.
The number is real. The paragraph went on to say most of it was already in your food, and that thirst would do. We read that far.
ComplaintsWe Regret to Inform You
You paid to remove the adverts. Amazon removed the ones other people paid for.
PSAGood Job, Everyone
The House has voted to make daylight saving time permanent. We tried this in 1974. It was dark.
Evaluations of things that never asked to be evaluated.
Exactly what it sounds like.
We looked into it. We're sorry we did.
Public service announcements nobody requested, for a public that won't listen.
Real facts, handled irresponsibly.